One guy’s 12 days of Christmas, Day 3
True story: I was in the yard this summer when a boy who couldn’t have been more than 8 years old ran up with a toy gun and quoted Al Pacino’ s Tony Montana in “Scarface,” “Say hello to my little friend!”
If only I’d had the N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25! I could have showered him with a hailstorm of foam at a rate of 3 darts per second. Of course, I probably would have been shamed into paying for the therapy. And other parents wouldn’t have let their kids play with Jake. But wouldn’t it be worth it?
Read Wired magazine’s review here.
$39.00 from Hasbro.
Spare ammo belt: $7.99 (for those expecting things to get real nasty)