One guy’s 12 days of Christmas, Day 4
Now that you rule the neighborhood (see Day 3′s gift), office supremacy is all that stands between you and world domination (insert Vincent Price evil “Bwahahaha” laugh here).
With the USB Laser Guided Missle Launcher, you can take out Mr Burns’ minions (as long as there are no more than three) and still finish that report before lunch. Maybe by next year they can figure out how to have sharks with frickin’ lasers attached to their heads.
$39.99, available from thinkgeek.com